Dear Upstairs Neighbor,

You are great neighbors. I just have a few requests of you and the bathroom...

• Please refrain from vomiting. Hearing it made the Hazen Trio all gag this morning.
• Please do not shower while Madelyn is sleeping. For some reason, your shower is especially noisy down here and it always wakes her up! When you parent your own child, you will understand how important sleeping is.
• Please do not sing "Count Your Blessings" at the top of your lungs. While I'm sure you are a wonderful singer, the cement and drywall are only ruining your tonal quality! Once again, Madelyn finds it difficult to sleep through your musical antics.
• Please refrain from discussing your bowels. There are just some things we'd rather not know.
  

Basically, we LOVE you in every other room of the apartment, but for some reason, the walls are a little thinner in the bathroom.

Thanks!

The Hazens